This past week, I was feeling slightly under par. Not enough to call in from work, but just enough to make me want to go home and sleeeeep. It was just a teeny tiny baby cold and after this weekends events, I have pretty much nipped it in the bud. Here are the events that took place that were so absurd and unbelievably incredible my little cold simply vanished from my body.
A few weeks ago I learned how to play texas hold 'em. And, surprisingly enough, I really enjoy it. I'm not great at it

but no biggie. On Friday, a few of us got together for another round and because we are so used to not spending mo
ney, or we are just a bunch of chickens, the game lasted until 5:00 a.m. Oye! But all in all, it was a good time. I was the first one out but later on one of the other players was too tired so I took over for her and lost for her too. So, I managed to be the first 2 people out. It was a good night for me.
Saturday "morning" it was time to take a big fun adventure to Hog Island. Hog island is located about 600 feet south of the mainland. There is a bridge to it actually, however, getting to that bridge is a different story. So, in all of our glory, that is the morning after poker til 5, we set out.
We got to Woburn only about 2 hours after we had planned, and when we got there they wanted to charge all of us $15 each to drive us 600 feet. Some of us were more opposed to this than others but we all were not too excited about it so we thought, what the heck, we'll just walk to the bridge, piece of cake, right? Ha, so after walking for about 10 min a car passed us and asked if we needed a taxi. Generally when I hear someone ask me, "taxi", I imediately say no bc I feel like I'm going to get over charged or something. But we asked him if he'd take us to the gate of the bridge and he said yes! Haha, for $5/person (keep in mind there were 6 of us). At first we thought maybe that was a bit high, so we negotiated and said, well, how about $35 total. Hahah! We are PC volunteers, NOT mathematicians (but there really is no excuse for that haha). So, after our mad bargaining skillz were utilized, we ALL piled into a small sedan for $30! What a steal! We only made it about a mile bc then we passed Mango. He suggested that instead of having us in this tiny little car piled on top of each other, we should take the truck instead. Great suggestion bc the road to come was a dirt road but bc of all the rain these days it was basically a muddy slidy mess.
The next 30 min were spend sitting in the back of a truck, laughin

g hysterically driving through a magical world of nature. We drove through a bird sanctuary, where we were surrounded by the beauty of mother nature. We passed wild horses as they grazed near the sides of the road and a very old old run-down equestrian area. We almost made it to the gate when there was a tree that had fallen down in the road. We tried to move it but that bugger was heavy! So, we walked from there.
The gate was locked because prime minister, Tillman Thomas decided when he woke up that morning that it was a "gate locked" kind of day. So, we had to crawl through a hole on in a fence on the side of the bridge. But! We made it!

We set off in hopes to make it to this bar that we could see from the bridge. The hike was nice. (However, non

e of us were planning on actually hiking, some of us were in skirts, dresses, jeans, and all had on flip flops) It was a winding path around the island and ended up being a beautiful view. After about an hour and only one backtrack, we found the bar. Unfortunately, there was not a soul in sight. And all the coolers at the bar were completely empty. So, we took a short break and then came the rain! Holy cow, it started pouring!
Our hours of daylight were

quickly fading and because we weren't sure how long it would take to get back, we decided to tough the rain (and MUD). So, wearing flip flops hiking through the mud mud mud and rain we made it back to the bridge. Only one person broke a shoe but luckily, she found one (for the correct foot) along the way and totally wore it! (Awesome)
Phew, we made it off of hog island in one piece. The nice man we met on the way in had given us his number so we called him to see if we could maybe get a ride back to the main road and sure enough, there he was! Perfect! Right? WRONG! His truck died. So, we got out and push-started it. YOU GOTTA PUUUUUUUSH IT!

The sky was getting darker and it was still sprinkling. The road back was starting to look less magical and mother nature was starting to show her nasty side. After about 10 min of bumpy-mcbumperson, Mr. Truck died again. No biggie, we'll get out and puuuuuuush it again! And we did. But this time, we didn't have such luck. So they guys said they were going to pull the truck with another car and that we should just walk.
Hahah, at this point, amazingly, we

were

still laughing. One of those days? But fear smacked us in the face when we those lovely magical horses turned into pissed off "Thestrals". Strategically blocking the road, or setting traps for us by laying ropes on the ground until we passed over them and then pulling on them in an attempt to capture us!
Somehow, our group got split up and I found myself with Nicole at the back. But, we walked on and those demon horses were starting to get pissed! Then! Out of nowhere! A tree bush thing reached down and grabbed my umbrella and would NOT let it go! It was crazy! It took 2 of us to get it free but then it grabbed my shirt and I thought I was going to have to abandon it. But, we showed that thing who was boss!
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hen, Jurassic Park happened. We were walking through the mud, soaking wet, and tired, and what comes squealing up behind us? Just the car pulling the truck (aka, T-Rex) and the road was too narrow to let it pass so we just tried to walk faster but it just kept coming! Ah! Then there was another pissed off horse! Never. Ending.
Long story long, we got back, ate some tasty food, and went our separate ways. But, thanks to these great "healthy choice" decisions, I can now say that my cold is significantly showing signs of improvement. I love my life.